February 2009
29 posts
January 2009
69 posts
The greatest GIF of all time.
MIGUELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
ATTN: iPhone App Devs
It’s called the landscape keyboard. It’s easier to type with because the buttons aren’t so tiny.
Learn to use it. My Thumbs will thank you by not gouging your eyes out. I imagine it’s a lot harder to code WHEN YOU CAN’T SEE.
"Everyone at Scion Rock Fest is going to die. It's... →
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New Mastodon song, “Divinations” for...
"This is to prevent public officials and senator... →
God bless you idiots who leave your wireless...
And god bless the dd-wrt folks for letting me use my router as a network repeater for most efficient wifi stealing.
But seriously, change the password on your router, or something at least. Idiots.
" Lesson learned, if you play Major League... →
(Mark McGuire totally agrees)
“A painting can be beautiful, but I don’t want to bang a painting.”
– Kevin, The Office
“I think this is an aggressive way of saying, “These fucking things...”
– The Fuzz 53, Engadget HD Comments
Are you actually swearing...
…if all you’re doing is referencing the swear word in another work?
“At a certain point, don’t we run the risk of annoying God?”
– Jon Stuart on all the damn Inaugural prayers
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“Megasus” by Megasus. Available as...
A silent moment of panic
Ever have a moment of crisis in your life where you don’t know what you’re doing and fear for your future? I think I am right now. And of course, its right before I sleep. Maybe that is why I can’t sleep… When I am awake my mind doesn’t have the time to freak out that it shoes when I lady down. At least im verbalizing my thoughts instead of letting them stew in mind....
A List of iPhone/iPod Touch Apps I Recommend
This one’s for you, phartltech.
Free Apps:
Sportacular: Great app for checking sports scores and the like. Lets you make a list of your favorite teams.
The Weather Channel: Kicks the regular weather app’s ass, you can get a lot more info.
Wikipanion: Lets you search and read Wikipedia from within the app. Works better than just Safari.
WritingPad/Shapewriter: Uses a cool...
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Golden Balls are not all that popular on Tumblr →
I want to know why there was a sudden spike in “Balls” posts on January 6th, though.
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The "That's Just Wrong" Files, Vol. 1
Watching Phoenix and Boston on TNT, above the score bug it says “REMEMBERING MLK”. All the while, Boston (the team is white) is severely beating the team in the colored jerseys.
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Forbes too busy performing fellatio to do research →
Rock Band is NOT a shameless knockoff of Guitar Hero. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard since John Fogerty getting sued because his solo work sounded too much like Creedence Clearwater Revival. (As such, it turns out that you can’t be sued for sounding too much like yourself) There are other reasons as to why knockoff is a horribly inaccurate description:
1. The term knockoff...
Yes, I was watching Powerpuff Girls.
Buttercup: You can't buy superpowers!
Princess Morebucks: Tell that to Batman!
I'd much rather watch the Pushing Daisies finale... →
…if it meant I got to see it sooner than the summer.
Terms That Are Disturbing To People With Dirty...
Tranny fluid
On Tumblr and Utility:
I like having a tumblr, sure, but do I have one because it makes me feel somehow trendy and cool for having one? Or us it for the actual utility of having one? We will see. Maybe if i just went ahead and pulled the trigger in getting tumblrette for my iPod touch, then we would see if it actually had any use. But until then, I guess ill exist in a state of insecurity. Yeah, that sounds pathetic,...
“Just because there’s vodka in my freezer doesn’t mean I have to...”
– Emerson Cod
“Why are you putting your pants back on?" →
Samuel L. Jackson just convinced me to buy Afro... →
It will be a long-ass drive to Game Crazy though. Don’t think there’s one in Lubbock.
There was a missed opporpunity here →
Involving ‘gang capital’ in the first sentence. I’m disappointed in you, DANIEL B. WOOD
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“Friends don’t let friends wear the FroHawk.”
– Mark Cuban
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I've update TapDefense like a billion times but... →
Confirmed: Pushing Daisies not back till summer;... →
(I do like the idea of putting Ned on Heroes, though. A reviver with restrictions is something the show needs. I’m still gonna watch 24 instead, though.)