Carter's Tumblr. It's 99% Posterous reposts though. Check that out at http://wondroushippo.com. If you're (wo)man enough.
Let’s see, my finger was bent, but pointing at my leg…so depending on where the bullet was fired from, I either just blew off half of my finger, or Plaxico’d myself.
Shot the back of my neck. Probably damaging my spinal cord. Woo paralyzed.
the weird way i’m holding my hand i probably shot over my shoulder and grazed the top of my arm and then it went through the wall~
I just shot my trackpad on my laptop and it would have probably went through the table.
Just shot the bottom shelf on the computer desk and possibly my foot.
lol i shot the ceiling
LOL I SHOT MY EAR :|
Fuck, I shot my stomach.
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