Presented without comment: They’re running out of condoms at the Olympic Village

Vancouver’s Olympic Village is short on condoms and an emergency supply has been shipped to the sex-crazed colony to ensure that each and every athlete is safe from STDs throughout the rest of their stay.

OK, one comment: I need to become an Olympic athlete. Based on how well the US men’s curling team performed…I think I’ve got an in, people.

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