Holy shit, Sony. How did you pull THIS off?
We hope to resolve this problem within the next 24 hours. In the meantime, if you have a model other than the new slim PS3, we advise that you do not use your PS3 system, as doing so may result in errors in some functionality, such as recording obtained trophies, and not being able to restore certain data.
DON’T USE YOUR PS3 AT ALL?!?!?! WHAT. THE FUCK.
I want no one to ever spread the bullshit ever again that PSN>XBL because when XBL goes down, IT DOESN’T PREVENT YOU FROM USING YOUR ENTIRE SYSTEM.
Cloud systems for the fucking loss, too. This is why I never use my PS3 for gaming, because it sucks as anything other than a media player. And even some of its media functions are ass-backward.
In a point, fuck off, Sony.